301. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door
302. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it
303. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
304. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
305. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
306. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
307. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice
308. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013
309. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost
310. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano
311. Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club
312. Rajinikanth can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai
313. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird
314. Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good “or else”. The result? Mother Teresa
315. Rajinikanth can handle the truth
316. Rajinikanth can speak Braille
317. Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks
318. Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks
319. Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajinikanth did
320. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
321. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage
322. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost
323. Rajinikanth can run at speed of light around a tree and screw himself
324. Rajinikant can lick his elbows
325. Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost
326. Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds
327. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult
328. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
329. The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday
330. When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn’t know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out
331. Rajinikanth knows what women really want
332. Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon – HoneyMoon
333. Rajinikanth’s every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog
334. Rajinikanth doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear
335. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikanth
336. Rajinikanth proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
337. Rajinikanth is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world
338. Rajinikanth’s first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.
339. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror
340. If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India
341. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message
342. Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying “BANG”
343. Rajnikanth can judge a book by it’s cover
344. Rajnikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost
345. Rajnikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the
speed of Rajnikanth
speed of Rajnikanth
346. Rajnikanth can handle the truth
347. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajini…kanth allowed to live.
348. Rajnikanth can drown a fish
350. The last time Rajnikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance
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