351. Rajnikanth collects Honey from his private Moon – HoneyMoon
352. Rajnikanth’s every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
353. Rajnikanth is a champion in the game “Hide n’ seek”, as no one can hide from Rajnikanth
354. Rajnikanth can make onions cry
355. Rajnikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage
356. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself
357. Rajnikanth can answer a missed call
358. Rajnikanth once warned a young girl to be good “or else”. The result? Mother Teresa
359. Chuck Norris once met Rajnikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet
360. Time and tide wait for Rajnikanth
361. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajnikanth’s fist
362. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajnikanth
363. You dont google rajnikanth…u rajnikanth google
364. Rajnikanth killed the Dead Sea
365. Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there
366. Rajnikanth leaves messages before the beep
367. Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door
368. Rajnikanth can build a snowman out of rain
369. Rajnikanth taught Voldemort Parseltongue
370. Once a cobra bit Rajnikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died
371. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajnikanth is on
372. Rajnikanth’s first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors
373. Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s secret
374. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
375. Rajnikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold
376. Water boils faster when Rajnikanth stares at it
377. Rajnikanth goes to court and sentences the judge
378. Rajnikanth calls Voldemort by his name
379. Rajnikanth has counted to infinity, twice
380. Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone
381. Rajnikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated
382. Rajnikanth knows what women really want
383. Rajnikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the
earth rotates
earth rotates
384. Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear
385. According to Rajnikanth, 87 Jokes = 870 Jokes
386. 1day rajni was standng bsides a building! A girl jumpd 4m d top of that building 2 suicide that time rajni was watching time in his watch the girl fal on rajni’s hand and her legs and hand got tied 2day that girl is known as rakhi (rakhi sawant)
387. This Msg. is being Sent in the Interest of Humanity- “Guys Please Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or else he will Delete the INTERNET
388. Once upon a time rajnikant used a tooth powder to get strong teeth….. . . . . . . . . today that powder is used as AMBUJA CEMENT
391. When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live
392. Bullets dodge Rajanikanth
393. The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things
394. When Rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth
395. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikanth killing people faster than Death can process them
396. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further
397. Rajanikant does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die
398. Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way
399. Rajnikant once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
400. Rajnikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds
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