Rajanikath Jokes 251 to 300

251. Rajnikanth’s maths teacher asked him to say 1,2,3,4 when he was in Kindergarden Rajnikanth started showing off by speaking 1 square , 2 square , 3square ,4square etc

252.  Rajnikanth’s english teacher asked him to say johny johny poem in Kindergarden Rajnikanth started showing off by speaking Johny Johny in Tamil and that too reverse

253. Rajnikanth’s hindi teacher asked him to say Ka , kha , Ga , Gha in Kinderganrden Rajnikanth got very mad at Hindi teacher and started applying for Visa for USA as kid and run away from India to escape hindi.

254. What is Rajnikanth’s cell number ? 7256452684

255. By what address does Rajnikanth receive couriers ? Rajnikanth , Madras

256. What is Rajnikanth’s Personel email address ? Rajnikanth@Rajnikanth.Rajnikanth

257. When Rajnikanth came to know Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi namumkin bhi hai he took it as a challenge ?
He acted in Madrasi Version of Don and allowed the Police men to catch him very easily . Since then its said
Madrasi Don ko pakadna aasan hi nahi timewastage bhi hai

258. What does Rajnikanth’s action movie dubbed for hollywood become ? A comedy movie

259.  What does Rajnikanth’s Romantic movie dubbed for hollywood become ? A horror movie

260.  What does Rajnikanth’s thriller movie dubbed for hollywood become ? An art movie

261. once ragnikanth and Bill Gates were talking
Bill gates:-”my house is so big that a train can pass through it”
Ragnikanth:-”that’s all? my house is so big that if i call someone from a corner of my house the i’ll get roming charges”

262. once there was sheep which was shouting “behha,behha,behha” ragnikanth got angry and bet on it’s neck today it’s famously known as justin bieber (cause he shouts “baby,baby,baby”)

263. ragnikanth trew a stone to the india ocean and now it’s become sri lanka

264. once a small boy came to raginikanth’s house ragni said “a kaun?”
today he’s famously know as AKON

265. Rajinikanth can land on the sun at night time.

266. Rajanikanth can escape from black hole

267. Rajanikanth can eat lunch before breakfast.

268. Rajanikanth can draw a straight line with compass.

269. Rajanikanth can find square root of -1

270. Continental drifts did not happen. Rajanikanth did it.

271. Rajanikanth never takes a bath. The water comes to him

272. A dinosaur attacked Rajanikanth once. That’s why dinos are extinct now

273. Rajanikanth can beat Brazil football team alone.

274. Rajanikanth took 12 wickets in one match

275. Rajanikanth has root account in windows

276. Rajanikanth got nobel prize in acting

277. Rajanikanth can speak English in Spanish.

278. When pope walks with Rajanikanth, people asks “who is that guy in robe?”

279. Rajanikanth can boil water at 0 degree c

280. When Rajanikanth rings somebody, it does not play ringtone. It yells “Run, Its Rajani!

281. Once Rajnikant decided to play cricket in monsoon…the rain got cancelled

282. Rajnikanth can make Jayasuriya retire!

283. Rajini can write Hindi in Capital letters                                

284. Once all media men went to rajinikanth to ask if he feels bad of the jokes circulated. Rajini said : “DO YOU THINK THEY ARE JOKES”

285. Rajinikanth has seen the face of the lady in the cartoon Tom & Jerry

286. Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant!
287.  In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

288. Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Rajnikant waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… the gangster dies…

289. Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

290. Everytime you see Internal Server Errors on PP, it’s Rajnikant trying to join PP. PP shuts itself down in fear.

291. Students are not studying for CAT but RAT - Rajinikanth Aptitide test.

292.  Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced

293. Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins??

294. Rajinikanth can make onions CRY

295.  Alfred Noble won RAJNIKANTH award

296. While playing once Rajnikanth said 'statue' to a girl..now its know as 'Statue of Liberty

297. Rajinikanth can divide by zero

298. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it’s cover.

299. Rajinikanth can drown a fish

300. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs

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Rajanikath Jokes 201 to 250

201. In Madras when a teacher becomes angry on a stupid kid he nomore tells- “get out of class you rascala” why ? becuase now he says get out you Rajnikanth

202.  When Rajnikanth came to know that future is going to be Robot age what did he do ? He started converting to Robot

203.  When Rajnikanth came to know that In nuclear holocaust only a cockroach will survive what did Rajni do ? He started converting to cockroach

204. Who can terrorise Osama Bin Laden ? Rajnikanth

205. What can be more poisonous than a cobra’s bite ? Rajnikanth’s smile

206. Who can be more secretive than secret agent ? Rajnikanth

207. Who can be more corrupt than A Raja ? Rajnikanth

208. Who can be more handicapped and aethist than Karunanidi ? Rajnikanth

209.  Who can teach Yoga to Baba Ramdev ? Rajnikanth

210. Who can teach economics to Manmohan Singh ? Rajnikanth

211.  Who can teach Amitach bachhan how to act ? Rajnikanth

212. Who can be more Robotic than a Robot ? Rajnikanth

213. Who can crack the best Rajnikanth joke ? Rajnikanth

214. What does Rajnikanth call people making joke on him ? He calls them Rajnikanth

215. Who won Bobby Darling ka Swaiymwar ? Rajnikanth

216. What will KBC be called if Rajnikanth hosts it ? Kaun banega Bankrupt

217. When Rajnikanth acts in a pornographic movie , what does he choose to act ? condom

218. Why does Mutaiah Muralidharan balling not called chucking the ball and not get banned from ICC ? because Rajnikanth calls it spin balling

219. When world was coming to end in 2012 five people fought tooth and nail for the post of Narkasura – king of hell who were they ? karunanidhi , Suresh Kalmadu , A Raja , Obama and Rajnikanth . who won ? Rajnikanth

220. Hitler is getting sleepless nights in his grave why ? Rjanikanth is going to take away the title of world’s biggest mass murderer from him

221. Karunanidhi was very jealous why there is no monutain like Himalaya in Madras , he ordered Rajni to do something about it .Rajni ate a lot of Idli Dhosa and next day did so much shit that his shit mountain was higher than Himalya

222. Karunanidhi was very jealous why Madras has no wind , no rains , no water only heat , he ordered Rajni to do something about it . Rajni ate lot of rotten tamrind rice and next day farted so much than Madras became very windy and drank lot of beer and pissed till there were new rivers flowing in Madras

223. Why does Tsunami often come in Madras ? Rajnikanth has frequent bad stomach

224. Tom cruise lives in New York city , Amitabh bachhan drives a Honda City but Rajnikanth only drives and lives in SIMPLI CITY

225. When Rajnikanth opens his pant zip the world gets infected with – AIDS

226. When Rajnikanth takes down his sunglasses the world gets infected with – Influenza

227. When Rajnikanth gives his brain the world gets infected with – Brain Tumour

228. When Rajnikanth becomes depressed world enters into great deep depression

229.  When Rajnikanth becomes sad the world gets infected by blood cancer

230. Latest fact -the bikes from Yamaha company are R1, R6, RXZ, RX
It wish no doubt R means RAJNIKANTH

231. Then once Rajnikanth bunked a whole day in school…
Since that day,the day is called Sunday.

232.  If you put Amitabh bachhan in xerox machine which has black ink overflowing the outcome is Rajnikanth.

233. Rajnikant can easily fly like a elephant

234. Aliens do exist. They’re just waiting for RAJNI to die before they attack

235. RAJNI does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it

236. If you want a list of RAJNI’S enemies, just check the extinct species list

237. When RAJNI had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

238. European scientists have told that Madras is not part of earth its part of a planet that fell from galaxy which is billion light years away from earth and Rajnikanth is ruler of that alien planet

239. Rajni ne ek baar car se hawa me dive maari,, aaj us car ka naam hawai jahaaz h…. mind it.

240. Rajnikant used to take sunbath over the sun so his skin is bit dark

241. Black hole is dark because Rajnikant escaped from there with sun and turned off all the emergency backup lights

242. There was a donkey which never said NO. there was reward of one crore who makes the donkey say NO. One old man came and whispered something in the ear. the donkey said NO. Old man got the prize. he was forced to disclose it in the function ” he asked the donkey – do you want to see Rajnikanth’s movie- BABA once again

243. the bus in which rajnikant was once the conductor has not stopped after rajnikant stepped down from that bus

244. rajnikanth doesn’t walk on water; he simply swims through land

243. rajnikaanth once got angry with his friend and said ” never show me your face again.”
After that the friend is known as big boss

244. World cup 2011 grouping…..
Group A: AUS,PAK,SL,NZ,ZIM,CANADA,KENYA,IND,SA,ENG,WI
BAN,IRL and NETHERLAND

Group B: RAJNIKANTH.

245. once RAJNIKANTH had a fight with a shark. he killed the shark by drowning it

246.  Once RAJNIKANTH went for a morning walk police arrested him because he Reached U.S.A. without Visa

247. Rajnikanth got inspired by superman , batman and hanuman and wanted to beat them all in a single shot so he wore underwear over lungi , grew a tail to his back and wore a bedsheet behind him

248. Rajnikanth can send sms from his calculator

249. Before showers came to human minds Ranjikanth was having Niagra falls in his home

250. Once Gabar was crying n his mom told “beta chup ho ja warna rajnikanth aaa jaye ga”

Rajanikath Jokes 151 to 200

151. Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

152. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

153.  Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

154. Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

155. Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

156. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

157. The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.

158. When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.

159.  Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.

160. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.

161.  There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.

162. Rajnikanth can divide by zero.

163.  Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.

164.  Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.

165. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.

166. Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

167. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.

168.  Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

169.  Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.

170. Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.

171. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.

172. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.

173.  Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.

174. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.

175. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.

176. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.

177. Rajinikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.

178. Rajinikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.

179. Rajinikanth doesn’t shower. He only takes blood baths.

180. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.

181. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.

182. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.

183.  Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.

184. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.

185. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajinikanth’s fist.

186.  Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.

187.  Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.

188. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game “Hide n’ seek”, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.

189. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.

190. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.

191.  Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.

192. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.

193. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajinikanth.

194. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

195. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

196. Rajnikanth is reverese ageing , he died when he was born and he will be born when he will die

197. Which is funnier than Sardar joke ,Blonde Joke and Poor Joke ? Rajnikanth Joke

198.  What will 3 idiots be called in Madras ? 3 Rajnikanths

199.  Why did Munni became badnaam ? Becuase Munna was Rajnikanth

200. If Rajnikanth is a Joke then there is nothing called a Sardar joke or blonde joke …its called Sardar Rajnikanth and Blonde Rajnikath.

Rajanikath Jokes 126 to 150

126. Rajanikanth can build a snowman…. out of rain.

127. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

128. Rajanikanth can drown a fish.

129. Rajanikanth can play the violin….on a piano.

130. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on ….he turns the dark off.

131. Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…. his heart lost.

132. Rajanikanth makes onions cry.

133.  Rajanikanth can build a snowman…. out of rain.

134. It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes .

135. The only things that run faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.

136.  Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

137. When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

138. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.

139. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

140. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.

141. Rajnikant is so fast. He can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

142. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

143. Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

144. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

145.  When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

146. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird

147. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

148. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

149. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up

150. Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.

Rajanikath Jokes 101 to 125

101.  Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.

102. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.

103. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.

104.  Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.

105. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.

106.  10 actors have played the role of James Bond. No one has been able to enact Rajnikant… THE REAL JAMES BOND.

107.  Rocky never challanged the one man who can defeat him… Rajnikant

108. Why do you think there are no superheroes in india…. Simple… no one can invade Rajnikant’s territory.

109.  . Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. After deleting files rajni doesnt send them to recycle bin, he sends them to HELL

110.  Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash.

111. Rajnikant’s email id is gmail@rajnikant.com

112.  If you Google search ‘Rajnikant getting kicked’, you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.

113. Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.

114. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.

115.  If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

116. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.

117. Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.

118. When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.

119.  Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!

120. Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

121. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

122. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink

123. Rajnikant’s every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog!

124. Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!

125. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai!

Rajanikath Jokes First 100

These Jokes are collected from internet from various sites..


1.   Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!

2. Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!!

3. Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !! -

4. When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!”‌

5. Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!! -

6. The world is not ending in 2012…. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!!‌ -

7. Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol -

8. Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!! -

9. Rajnikant once won an argument with his wife. -

10. There in nothing Rajini’Kant do.

11. Rajnikanths nxt project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other. –

12. Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one” -

13. Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants. -

14. Intel’s new caption – Rajnikant Inside. -

15. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle. -

16. Rajini doesn’t need water supply. Hydrogen and Oxygen merge at the sight of him and produce water whenever he wants. -

17. All of the theories on Dinosaur Extinction are wrong. Rajnikant simply stomped his foot and they all died.

18. If Rajnikant gets into a car accident (yeah right) His car will need some airbags to protect it from him. -

19. Contrary to popular belief, Rajnikant cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down. -

20. Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land. -

21. If Rajnikant ever got caught for speeding, he’d let the cops off with a warning.

22. Rajnikant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. -

23. Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired -

24. Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on. -

25. Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana -

26. In the back of the book of world records, it says “All records are held by Rajnikant. The ones listed are in second place.” -

27. Rajnikant can tie his shoes with his feet.

28. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out. It failed miserably. -

29. Basketball player: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hrs… can u..?? Rajnikanth: enna rascala… How do u think the earth spins…?? :) mind it! –

30. In an wild argument, rajnikant showd a middle finger to his GF…n she gt pregnant !!! -

31. 1000 yrs from now……..robots will make movie named “Rajanikant” -

32. Paul The Octopus was asked to predict when would Rajnikant Die …………….. R.I.P PAUL !!!! -

33. Rajnikanth once entered a race he came first, second and third. –

34. Rajnikanth added facebook as his friend. -

35. Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding… while walking… -

36. Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as “Guiness book of world RECORDS”. -

37. Once Rajnikant taught a kid how to open a door without ringing d bell. Today that child is know as CID inspector DAYA. -

38. Once Rajnikant mumbled some numbers in his sleep. Those numbers are today collectively known as the “LOG TABLE.”

39. When Rajnikanth was a kid he made his mom eat her vegetables! –

40. The oceans are filled with tears of Rajnikanths victims. –

41. The Punjabi singer Pooja was at one time married but then Rajnikanth started to have a crush on her… and now she’s Miss Pooja. –

42. The only reason ShahRukh Khan stuttered in the movie Darr is because he saw Rajnikanth behind Juhi Chawla!! –

43. The movie Krrish is loosely based on Rajnikanth’s life. –

44. Gandhi’s non violence movement REALLY pissed Rajnikanth off.

45. India actually didn’t have 50,000 crores for organizing the Commonwealth games… Rajnikanth gave it to them! –

46. An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai … Rajnikant stopped it in Lonawala.

47. Rajnikant Bcom Accounting Answr Paper is Termed as ACCOUNTING STANDARDS

48. Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear. Mind it anna..

49. Once Rajnikant lost his Wallet. Since then The World is Facing Recession –

50. Rajnikanth once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, the beggar is now known as 50 Cent -

51. Newton gave us just the three dumb laws of motion. Rajinikanth has already given us 33,945 laws of commotion and the count is far from completed. –

52. Rajinikanth is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.

53. Raincoats were developed to prevent raindrops from getting electrocuted on coming within 100 metres of Rajinikanth. (Gap10 fans, excuse) –

54. Thousands of years ago Rajinikanth came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendents now have white hair.

55. The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1′. -

56. We face earthquakes only when Rajnikanth plays skipping. –

57. Once Rajnikanth was on Hot Seat of KBC and Computer needed Lifeline to Choose the question.

58. Once Rajni was having sex in a Fiat . A sperm escaped and entered the engine of the car …that car is now called Ferrari.

59. If Rajinikanth’s PC hangs, its time for the next Windows release by Microsoft.

60. Rajnikanth gargles with Frag Grenads. -

61. There used to be a street named after Rajnikanth, but it was changed because nobody crosses Rajnikanth and lives. –

62. Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn’t make any sense. –

63. Rajnikanth can run you over with a parked car.

64. Rajnikanth can whistle in five different languages, including sign language –

65. Rajnikanth can sneeze with his eyes open. –

66. Once, Rajnikanth told Nike to ‘just do it…’ and it did.

67. If 12/21/2012 is the end of the world, it means that Rajnikanth got bored with humanity –

68. A new Nostradamus prophecy has been uncovered. Armageddon & Rajnikanth are one and the same. -

69. Lifetime Warranties do not exist because of Rajnikanth.

70. Rajnikanth doesn’t have bad days. Bad days have Rajnikanth

71. Rajnikanth has nicknames for his feet… Hiroshima and Nagaski.

72. When Rajnikanth was born, the only person crying was the doctor. You NEVER slap Rajnikanth. –

73. Rajnikanth puts his pants on two legs at a time.

74. Rajnikanth CAN read Lady Gaga’s poker face.

75. Two ghosts were talking.. One consoled other “Don’t fear brother.. there is nothing like Rajnikant” –

76. Once Bill Gates went to Rajnikant. For what? To ask for DVD of Windows 8.

77. No one can wish a happy birthday to Rajjnikanth cause he was here before time existed –

78. i have got so many rajnikanth jokes on my mobile phone……..dat i dont require a charger now:)

79. Rajnikant got admission in medical profession. And gave viva exam. In the end he asked the examiner to come back after preparation.

80. Rajnikant’s daughter lost her virginity. Rajnikant found it and gave it back to her !!! -

81. Rajnikant was born on 30th february.. Since then february decided not to give this date to anyone else..!! Mind it..

82. If ever you want to pinch Rajnikant,The best thing you can do is launch a missile at him.

83. Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS…!!!

84. Well, this one will be understood well by medical persons. Once acute renal failure patient comes to RAJNIKANT. After getting bored of his complaints, RAJNIKANT just says ‘sssshhhuu’ and kidney starts functioning.

85. Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam. Rajni runs on railway track, the train is now at a distance of 1 mtr. Now what? Obviously… The train jumps off the track.

86. Even gajani remembers rajni.

87. This year’s RAJNIKANT award goes to …… Oscar

88. Graham Bell ne lamppost ke neeche padhai ki.. Rabindranath Tagore ne laalten mein padhai ki. Einstein ne doosre logo ki khidki se aati thodi si roshni mein padhai ki. Aur Rajnikanth ne Agarbatti mein :)

89. Grammatical thinking:Those think in universe in one we start with THE. like THE sun. so not call rajni call THE rajnikant.

90. Why Osama isn’t caught? Well!! Rajnikanth isn’t interested.

91. Even wildest of animals get goosebumps at the sight of Rajnikanth. Porcupines find him even scary.

92. Once Rajnikant participated in 100 meter running race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won the race. Seeing this Einstein committed suicide . do U know why. Coz light came third, but who came 2nd Rajnikant’s shadow.

93. One day Rajnikanth bunked school, now its known as Sunday.

94. The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually Rajnikhant’s signature.

95. Rajnikanth cannot work in a BPO (Business Process Outsourcing) Why??? because he himself is a process

96. My laptop is now totally safe from trojans and virus… I just installed RAJNIKANTH Antivirus in my system !!

97. Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…
Rajni: ok..
Nxt day…
Gf: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow????

98. When rajnikanth dies, the grave doesnt read RIP, it reads ‘BRB’

99.  Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.

100.  Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the ninth book.