Rajanikath Jokes 126 to 150

126. Rajanikanth can build a snowman…. out of rain.

127. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

128. Rajanikanth can drown a fish.

129. Rajanikanth can play the violin….on a piano.

130. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on ….he turns the dark off.

131. Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…. his heart lost.

132. Rajanikanth makes onions cry.

133.  Rajanikanth can build a snowman…. out of rain.

134. It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes .

135. The only things that run faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.

136.  Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

137. When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

138. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.

139. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

140. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.

141. Rajnikant is so fast. He can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

142. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

143. Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

144. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

145.  When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

146. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird

147. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

148. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

149. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up

150. Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.