101. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
103. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
104. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.
105. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
106. 10 actors have played the role of James Bond. No one has been able to enact Rajnikant… THE REAL JAMES BOND.
107. Rocky never challanged the one man who can defeat him… Rajnikant
108. Why do you think there are no superheroes in india…. Simple… no one can invade Rajnikant’s territory.
109. . Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. After deleting files rajni doesnt send them to recycle bin, he sends them to HELL
110. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash.
112. If you Google search ‘Rajnikant getting kicked’, you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
113. Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
115. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
116. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
118. When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
119. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!
120. Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
122. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink
123. Rajnikant’s every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog!
125. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai!
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