Rajanikath Jokes 201 to 250

201. In Madras when a teacher becomes angry on a stupid kid he nomore tells- “get out of class you rascala” why ? becuase now he says get out you Rajnikanth

202.  When Rajnikanth came to know that future is going to be Robot age what did he do ? He started converting to Robot

203.  When Rajnikanth came to know that In nuclear holocaust only a cockroach will survive what did Rajni do ? He started converting to cockroach

204. Who can terrorise Osama Bin Laden ? Rajnikanth

205. What can be more poisonous than a cobra’s bite ? Rajnikanth’s smile

206. Who can be more secretive than secret agent ? Rajnikanth

207. Who can be more corrupt than A Raja ? Rajnikanth

208. Who can be more handicapped and aethist than Karunanidi ? Rajnikanth

209.  Who can teach Yoga to Baba Ramdev ? Rajnikanth

210. Who can teach economics to Manmohan Singh ? Rajnikanth

211.  Who can teach Amitach bachhan how to act ? Rajnikanth

212. Who can be more Robotic than a Robot ? Rajnikanth

213. Who can crack the best Rajnikanth joke ? Rajnikanth

214. What does Rajnikanth call people making joke on him ? He calls them Rajnikanth

215. Who won Bobby Darling ka Swaiymwar ? Rajnikanth

216. What will KBC be called if Rajnikanth hosts it ? Kaun banega Bankrupt

217. When Rajnikanth acts in a pornographic movie , what does he choose to act ? condom

218. Why does Mutaiah Muralidharan balling not called chucking the ball and not get banned from ICC ? because Rajnikanth calls it spin balling

219. When world was coming to end in 2012 five people fought tooth and nail for the post of Narkasura – king of hell who were they ? karunanidhi , Suresh Kalmadu , A Raja , Obama and Rajnikanth . who won ? Rajnikanth

220. Hitler is getting sleepless nights in his grave why ? Rjanikanth is going to take away the title of world’s biggest mass murderer from him

221. Karunanidhi was very jealous why there is no monutain like Himalaya in Madras , he ordered Rajni to do something about it .Rajni ate a lot of Idli Dhosa and next day did so much shit that his shit mountain was higher than Himalya

222. Karunanidhi was very jealous why Madras has no wind , no rains , no water only heat , he ordered Rajni to do something about it . Rajni ate lot of rotten tamrind rice and next day farted so much than Madras became very windy and drank lot of beer and pissed till there were new rivers flowing in Madras

223. Why does Tsunami often come in Madras ? Rajnikanth has frequent bad stomach

224. Tom cruise lives in New York city , Amitabh bachhan drives a Honda City but Rajnikanth only drives and lives in SIMPLI CITY

225. When Rajnikanth opens his pant zip the world gets infected with – AIDS

226. When Rajnikanth takes down his sunglasses the world gets infected with – Influenza

227. When Rajnikanth gives his brain the world gets infected with – Brain Tumour

228. When Rajnikanth becomes depressed world enters into great deep depression

229.  When Rajnikanth becomes sad the world gets infected by blood cancer

230. Latest fact -the bikes from Yamaha company are R1, R6, RXZ, RX
It wish no doubt R means RAJNIKANTH

231. Then once Rajnikanth bunked a whole day in school…
Since that day,the day is called Sunday.

232.  If you put Amitabh bachhan in xerox machine which has black ink overflowing the outcome is Rajnikanth.

233. Rajnikant can easily fly like a elephant

234. Aliens do exist. They’re just waiting for RAJNI to die before they attack

235. RAJNI does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it

236. If you want a list of RAJNI’S enemies, just check the extinct species list

237. When RAJNI had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

238. European scientists have told that Madras is not part of earth its part of a planet that fell from galaxy which is billion light years away from earth and Rajnikanth is ruler of that alien planet

239. Rajni ne ek baar car se hawa me dive maari,, aaj us car ka naam hawai jahaaz h…. mind it.

240. Rajnikant used to take sunbath over the sun so his skin is bit dark

241. Black hole is dark because Rajnikant escaped from there with sun and turned off all the emergency backup lights

242. There was a donkey which never said NO. there was reward of one crore who makes the donkey say NO. One old man came and whispered something in the ear. the donkey said NO. Old man got the prize. he was forced to disclose it in the function ” he asked the donkey – do you want to see Rajnikanth’s movie- BABA once again

243. the bus in which rajnikant was once the conductor has not stopped after rajnikant stepped down from that bus

244. rajnikanth doesn’t walk on water; he simply swims through land

243. rajnikaanth once got angry with his friend and said ” never show me your face again.”
After that the friend is known as big boss

244. World cup 2011 grouping…..
Group A: AUS,PAK,SL,NZ,ZIM,CANADA,KENYA,IND,SA,ENG,WI
BAN,IRL and NETHERLAND

Group B: RAJNIKANTH.

245. once RAJNIKANTH had a fight with a shark. he killed the shark by drowning it

246.  Once RAJNIKANTH went for a morning walk police arrested him because he Reached U.S.A. without Visa

247. Rajnikanth got inspired by superman , batman and hanuman and wanted to beat them all in a single shot so he wore underwear over lungi , grew a tail to his back and wore a bedsheet behind him

248. Rajnikanth can send sms from his calculator

249. Before showers came to human minds Ranjikanth was having Niagra falls in his home

250. Once Gabar was crying n his mom told “beta chup ho ja warna rajnikanth aaa jaye ga”